This free resignation template will give bloggers an example of what to include in your resignation letter in the event you want to fire your boss. It is guarantee a stylish and dignified exit by using this template!

Dear Boss,
You know why I want to resign?

Since I worked for you, I have no time to blog anymore. When I don’t have time to blog anymore, my readers hate me. When my readers hate me, they don’t visit my blog anymore. When they don’t visit my blog anymore, my hits drop. When my hits drop, I become unhappy. When I become unhappy, I will eat a lot. When I eat a lot, I will get fat. When I get fat, it will affect your company’s image. When your company’s image affected, your business becomes no good. When your business become no good, you become unhappy. When you become unhappy, you eat a lot, like me. When you eat a lot, I’m afraid you will become fat, like me.

You see, boss. It’s a vicious cycle. I did everything for your own good because I care for you, BOSS.

So the conclusion is: I want to resign. Please let me go la..

Yours cheerily
John..

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